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Glued to the TV Set / Sweep My Driveway!

by The Vidiprinter

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1.
Days are drawing in Turn that radiator higher The talent you still had It took a tumble in the dryer Your fan club took a vote And your membership expired It’s taken you a year now Better just retire Now your creativity has taken a hit And the lure of the screen Well, it just won’t quit Should be writing this song But the vision is gone Essence harder to get when you’re… Glued to the TV set! Try to take a walk Try to warm the amplifier But the snow is up to here And there’s crackle in this wire And that positivity you felt at the start Took a serious turn Now it’s sunken your heart Your fingering is weak If it’s gutter-talk you seek Well, there’s no need to fret now you’re... Glued to the TV set! And the ingenuity you had as a kid While it frittered away You naturally hid Reminiscent of a scene when a California teen Took a legacy key… Ugh, you’re glued to the TV The ham-fisted-ty is clear for all to see You triple the backgrounds And bury the lead Like Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Jean Harlow... I'm caught in the net. Guess I’m…Glued to the TV set!
2.
Well you can say what you like Yeah, broadcast it on the mic Let your “audience” know if it pleases you so It don’t affect me no Take out an ad by a motorway Twist it in the embers of an ashtray But if you come over my house talking trash like a louse You can sweep my driveway! Go and write a killer routine Shame me on a muddy car windscreen Colour snow where you go Pee it high. Pee it low. Yeah, you know it’s just a game show You can tell your damn fiancée That she can keep it in her screenplay But if you come around here spouting junk in my ear You'll be sweeping my driveway! You can print it on a T shirt Go and shout it out loud at a concert You can tell that tabloid hack right behind my back And no, it wouldn’t hurt You can get it all down in a long essay Strum a verse in a cape with a dumb beret But if I’m witness someday in a Greenwich café You’ll be sweeping my driveway! Beat It! Well, you can preach it to the choir Convert it, then send it down the wire You can signal it with smoke, hell, I can take a joke Just contain that fire You can pour it out flat at a bar today And they can drink it all down …yeah, come what may But if you serve that swill in here… you’ll be wearing that beer... And you can sweep my driveway!!

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released June 4, 2021

Written, produced, engineered and performed by The Vidiprinter at Madlabo, edge of the Highlands, Scotland

All voices and instruments by The Vidiprinter
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Incredible Self Confidence (aka Benjamin Bennett) - Guitar Solos on Glued to the TV Set
Zapa - Harp Solos on Sweep My Driveway!
Urs Trülli - Banjo on Glued to the TV Set
Kenny Hammer - Drums & Percussion

Special thanks to Diane Turrón for Bass inspiration on Glued to the TV Set

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